I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
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You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
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I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
I woke up under a house in Key West
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