White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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