I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
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I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
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I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
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