"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
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and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
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I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
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