I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
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Polo
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
Who died my cat blue again?
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
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