Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
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He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
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Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
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