yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
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official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
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Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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