I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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