Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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