I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
meow
WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
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i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
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Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
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