what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
I don't deserve a penis
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
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