love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
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