Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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