i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
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the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
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I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
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