They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
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You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
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donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
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