is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
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