so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
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How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
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I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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