I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
i out mim tonsoeep
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