do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
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I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
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I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
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