hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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