whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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