Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
what the fuck happened to the tacos
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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