I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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