Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
honey bunches of taint.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
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at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
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you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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