we should wear snuggies to the strip club
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
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She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
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Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
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