Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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