So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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