Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
You were so high at Ikea last night that you were convinced you could speak Swedish. The whole the time you were our navigator and when we got to the cashier you were hitting on the lady. When she gave you her number you told her you were saving her number as Inglfurfta cuaue she must be swedish since she works there.
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I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
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Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
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