The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
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You're like the curious george of whores
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
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He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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