go do what you do best...puke behind churches
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
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you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
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I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
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