WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
is it fun? or sober?
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