Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I had a long pep-talk with my penis that ended in "I love you, I'll try harder and I'm sorry."
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
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