He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
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All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
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420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize