So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
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You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
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I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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