so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
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You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
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Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
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