I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
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Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
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Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
I got inside last night via doggy door
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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