lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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