This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
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I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
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Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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