Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
You had me at "let me see your balls"
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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