why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
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