Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
Randomize
