Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
Houston, we have a squirter
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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