Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
Randomize
