Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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