hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
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this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
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We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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