Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I cant believe that bitch gave me herpes. she said those bumps were just a part of the natural landscape
wait, did she really refer to her vagina as a landscape?
why are you more concerned about her word choice than the fact that I HAVE FUCKING HERPES
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
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