I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
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i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
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I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
I just told a squirrel he was gonna suffocate because he was eating a plastic bag. and i stared at him till he spit it out. Its official, I love squirrels more than people. they actually listen.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
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