Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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