She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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