This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
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they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
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he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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