i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
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I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
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bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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