Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
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Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
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A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
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