I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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