she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
should my penis look like a turkey
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Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
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Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
I just typed "I've got a friend" and my phone autocompletes to "that's a dick appointment". What is my life.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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