also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
whose parrot is this?
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
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