i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
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just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
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Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
I supernannyed him into submission
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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